![]() His friends laugh and act like nothing illegal just happened. First sexual assault of the movie? Check. The three amigos make their way to the backyard, but not before Billy, after being rejected by a girl who looks like she is straight out of a Maxim Cover, just fucking pours beer on shirt, exposing her breasts. Our main man Charlie and “Douche” have another friend named Billy, who is literally the worst person I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life, fictional or non-fictional. Who decided to make these songs? Could they literally not afford to put one REAL song on their movie? Not even that shitty Sammy Adams “All Night Longer” song that all frat guys love? Ok, back to the party scene. They literally have choruses that go like “We’re gonna drink all night, cause that’s what frat stars do” These songs made me so fucking angry. This movie must’ve not had a budget for using real music, because they use these songs that are like royalty free frat party music. What really makes me mad about the party scenes is the fucking music they play. There’s a fucking concert at this party and it’s apparently got 700 people at it. Once they get past the hazing scene, there’s this party scene where they’re all accepting their bids and shit. This pledge is named “douche”, that’s just his name for the rest of the movie. They’re like “Come on guys, brothers for life, we got you” and they make some sort of weird sacrifice for another pledge who is struggling to stay in the water. They keep saying that “brother” shit that really annoys me. They’re sitting in buckets of ice cold water while the other frat guys are screaming at them and calling them pussies. But pales in comparison to the rest of the movie. He literally looks 10 years older than the guys hazing him. There’s no fucking way this guy looks like he’s in college at all, and the first scene they show him in? He’s a freshman getting hazed. Ok, the main dude with the monologue, his name is Charlie. Also, “Mason Dixon University” ? Cool, lets just make the school ambiguously somewhere in the south and definitely a little racist. There’s this shitty monologue that starts playing where some dude is like “Ever since I was a kid, I had dreamed about being a frat star at Mason Dixon University.” Where the fuck do I start for this line? When this guy was 8 years old, he dreamed of binge drinking and fucking every girl that comes his way? No, he fucking didn’t. Granted, I was never involved in Greek life and I have only been to a handful of frat parties, but there’s absolutely no way this goes on at every party. This just flat out doesn’t fucking happen. Ok, first off, this movie starts right out with a college party scene, that somehow has about 40(ish) extremely hot and just completely naked girls just dancing around and making out with any guy possible. All rights reserved.I don’t know why I watched this. reserves the right to make additions, deletions, or modification to the contents on the Website at any time without prior notice.Ĭopyright © 2013-2023. In no event shall be liable for any special, direct, indirect, consequential, or incidental damages or any damages whatsoever, whether in an action of contract, negligence or other tort, arising out of or in connection with the use of the Website or the contents of the Website. Accordingly, to the extent permitted by applicable law, we exclude all express or implied warranties, terms and conditions including, but not limited to, implied warranties of content, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. Terms of service: You agree that you are making use of our services at your own risk, and that they are being provided to you on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis. We do our best to delete links to inappropriate content expeditiously, when it is reported. to remove a link and a thumbnail from the Website please use report button (gray X at the bottom of every video).to remove a physical video file please contact the site owner where the content is hosted.If you find inappropriate content that you believe should be removed (illegal content, copyright infringement or dead links): We do not own, produce, host or upload any videos displayed on this website, we only link to them. Indexing process is completely automated. has a zero-tolerance policy against illegal pornography.ĭisclaimer: (the Website) is a search engine, it only searches for porn tube movies.Īll links and thumbnails displayed on the Website are automatically added by our crawlers. All models on this website are 18 years or older. ![]()
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